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Slowpoke-Ein (Einstein)
He talks in a slooooowwww waaaayyyyy aaaannnddd dooooosennnnt aaaaafraaaiiiddd oooff annyytthinnngggg. Hes like an Ent. Only completely useless and not a grass Pokemon. Cuz clearly Ents are grass-types.

Shellder-Shelly (CREATIVITY~ :iconimaginationplz: )
Is a punk-ass. Also completely useless unless you need to surf... like the majority of those inbred hick water Pokemon.

Sandslash-Arkose (... its sand.)
Hes a super saiyan! Only not really. Hes actually just a bitter jerk cause he gets out-shined by that damn Zangoose and Sneasel. He invented cool claw things and those bastards have them AND a signature attack.
Dont worry Arkose... Your species can learn crush claw via breeding!

Slakoth-Lissliss (like Listless only w/o a t sound cuz t sounds are for chumps.)
Shes a lazy bitch who sleeps all the time, as a teenager she becomes wild and rebellious ...then she becomes an adult and becomes a lazy fuck again.

Shes American is what it is.

Mantine-Schrodinga(twisted road to how I got to name him after Schrodinger. Also r sounds are for chumps too!)
Schrodinga is Lockes and Wraps big brother only not for reelz. Hes actually just a family friend, but since Wraps is a stripper and a ttl bad influence, Locke is stuck with this asshole.

Remoraid-Locke (Hes a gun... Lock-on... Locke is a cool name)
Locke is Wraps little brother. Since Wraps aint around he tags along with Schrodinga. Its not creepy at all... no. Locke is Awwright.

Snubble-Penelope (lol Penelope is a snobby name. Menelope is where its at though.)
My Snubble is actually a dude, but when I think of Snubble I think 'Snobby bitch' and thus made it a woman. Get back to the kitchen Penelope... and get your servants to make me a sandwich.
Also... if Gokudera was a Pokemon... hed be a Snubble.

Girafarig-Tone (Like two tone... without the two... cB )
Giraffes are boring unless theyre made out of legos. :C

Scizor-Rudy (Its a red name.)
Rudy is one of Endys servants. Hes one that not an incompetent fool like that Volbeat. He faithfully follows the commands of his young master and beats the shit out of the other servants if they fuck up and cause trouble for Endymion.
When he was a teenager he baby-sat Endy. Hes sad that Endy turned out so bitter and angry.
Rudy has got a lot of scars and is missing an eye... cuz whats cooler then a kick-ass butler with an eye patch? NOTHING sept a kick ass butler with an eye patch that can hover around.

Bugs are cool.

Whiscash-Rissa (I know how to Wikipedia)
Rissa is the prince of NOTHING but he thinks hes the bees-knees and happily prances around thinking hes royalty.

What did I tell you about dumb-shit Water types?

Huntail-Maury(MAURY MAURY MORAY ... hes an eel.)
A decent water Pokemon. Not dumb like the majority. Hes quiet and reserved his sister is a loud obnoxious Gorebyss.
Damn water Pokemon.

Venonat-Rex(Hes a dinosaur... clearly hes not. It has to do with purple dye... I told you I can Wikipedia)
He doesnt like WOCKS unless they GLOW. Hes a raver with a ditzy personality. Hes ttly a Floozy.

Barboach-Barby (theres no reason.)
No one gives a damn about a swimming penis.
NO ONE.
"Barboach's body is covered with a slimy film. If a foe grabs it(LOL), this Pokémon just slips out of the enemy's grip. This Pokémon grows weak if the slimy coating dries up(Flaccid lol)."
"Its slimy body is hard to grasp(lol). In one region(LOL), it is said to have been born from hardened(lol) mud.(its not mud) "
We getcha Pokemon.... its a penis.
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Damn water Pokemon.

Descriptions... I did not try on these ones. Rudy was all I could think about.
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2kitty Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2010
....
Swimming penis!

I cried on that one, I laughed so hard!

I didn't even bother catching that one till I realized I actually wanted a Whiscash, and then when I did try and catch it... I kept killing it. =w=; Ah the joys of killing 13 of those damned things.
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ballerinarachet12 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009
PENIS! xD
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SorakaranoPeachy Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2009
You should make these for squiby! xD
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Ro-danna Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2009   Interface Designer
Late comment but eh, what the heck!
I LURV all of them. Especially Rudy.

RUDY RUDY RUDY RUD~EH!!
AAAAAAAA~AAAAAAA~AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Kinds of leon ftw! X3
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SlashmasterAeon Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2009
-ex and -one~! *wuv* I --ly wan- Mau-y's coa-...-ha- is, like, fo' s-sly, -he cooles- shi-...

(Did omi--ing my t's and r's make me coole-?)
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Nire-chan Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NOPE. Ya gotta know WHEN to omit the bastid letters.
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SlashmasterAeon Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2009
Awwww...I failed... :*(
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HylianLycan Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow. I never thought of the Barboaches like that. DX
I have to just catch a Whiscash from the wild now.
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Cornflake-Chan Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2009  Student General Artist
I can never look at a Barboach the same way again. :O_o:
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MatzukiDarkGirl Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2009
I know someone with the last name of Locke *sighs*
Anyways, really nice. :)
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KelseyKetchum Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009  Professional Artisan Crafter
Rex<3
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PokeElite Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
Awesome!! the venonat and huntail are the best
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Festiva Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
ya not gonna lie, ruby kicks arse <3
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ShadowsAndLight Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009  Student General Artist
Maury, Locke and Schrodinga are my favorites of this bunch. Rudy and Arkosse too. They're pretty cool. I feel bad for poor Barby. I always found him really cute.

Nire, do you happen to have a Zigzagoon or Linoone around here? I don't remember seeing them... and I just love them 'cause they pick things up randomly. Yay for easy money.
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Angelicrebel15 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
^^ it's so awesome :) I love them all!
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TerraForce Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
The whole Shellder + Slowpoke = Slowbro thing has never made proper sense to me. Your picture here has only exaggerated its oddness.
but of course, you did it in a way made of random and awesome, so at least your way is better.
Then again, a lot of those weird steel floaty types have done weird things like that, too. Magnemite, and uh, that one with the swivel head whose name I can't remember. I wanna say Nosepass but that totally isn't it (even if Nosepass also has a bizarre evolutionary statement).

I think you're dead-on with the Gokudera statement. Might explain why he and Uri never get along.

You have to at least give Girafarig props for having a tail that frickin' bites people. Real giraffes don't have that.
it protects them from the surprise buttsecks. c:
Also, the noise they made as their "call" in Silver was a very interesting one, or at least I thought so.
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Nire-chan Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The Slowpoke/Shellder thing I dont get either... so youre not alone.
Beldum? Maybe?
LMFAO anti-buttsecks device. AWESOME.

I dont remember it, I usually play with the music off cuz the tune of the Pokemon Center gets stuck in my head SO bad that sometimes I just start hearing it when all else is silent.

The only call I can remember is Froslass cuz it was SO creepy.
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TerraForce Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2009
"I may be a dreamer, but I'm not the only one..."
Beldum! Yes. That's the one.
say it backwards phonetically and you get "dumbbell." hmm.
Yeah, a chastity belt pales by comparison to a tail with fangs.
That was also part of what I found neat (and weird) about Girafarig--when you use it in battle, THE TAIL FACES YOU. It's like...grinning in that sinister Squalo fashion, right at your FACE.

It's true, I had the Pokemon Center tune in my head many, many times. And sometimes when I see or smell certain things associated with my early Pokemon Red days, flashes of memory of tunes and events in the game pop up in my mind. Sauce Bearnaise effect, yo.
now, of course, all that has moved from current events to annoying to nostalgic. when i heard some of the remixes they use in SSBB, it made me totally giddy. some sent chills down my spine, too.
*sigh* i'm a nerd.


I don't know Froslass' call; it -might- have been in Ruby/Sapphire Pinball (which is as advanced into the series as I ever got), but the calls in that one I think got overcompressed, because most of them sounded a bit off.
it probably didn't help that there were like...pinball sounds going on at the same time.
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momonekochan Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
Have you ever seen the penus/binky shaped berries in pearl??xD They make me laugh.xD
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:iconnire-chan:
Nire-chan Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The only berries I know are the ones that restore the pp. And I dont even know what theyre called.

8D-fail-
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momonekochan Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
I dont know any of the berry names, but mi friend obtained berries that looked like a penus or binky depending on how you looked at it!xD
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:iconnire-chan:
Nire-chan Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LMFAO...

Dunno if its appropriate to associate a binky with a penis.

XD LMFAO.
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:iconmomonekochan:
momonekochan Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2009
xD
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Hidden-Member-Ruise Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
Girafarig is my fav ever.
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nekoofdeath Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
Locke is a really cool na- HOLY SHIT I JUST CAUGHT A SHINY PONYTA IN MY DIAMOND GAME -foams-

Yes, a really cool name c:
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Xitemorizel Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
You drew sandslash!!!!! I love you! He is the best :DDD And those two cannot tank like a real pokemon D:< I'd love to see more of him!!! 8D
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zeron1919 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
Hey, you should make individual drawings of each one, and possibley more~ That would be cool! Like give each one a name, a theme, etc~ nice job either way~ ^_^
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kh013 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
Gawd, Tone and Rex are SO FREAKIN CUTE! -pats Tones butt- Is this beastiality?

ANYWAY, Barboach = swimming penis = Mousie having a heart attack from the laughter combined with the Cheetos that were devoured previous to said heart attack...
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cupil Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
Fuzzy Fuzzy Venonat :)
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AdmiralPanda Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
Jeeeez. Why's that venonat so.....sexycute.

NOW I FEEL LIKE A DIRTY DIRTY PEDO.

GEE THANKS.

uhhhhn <3
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xXxspiralookamixXx Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
"No one gives a damn about a swimming penis."
I lol'd so hard.
:iconimhappyplz:
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Kizemaru-Kurunosuke Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
I think your Girafarig has worms... < <;
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ShadowKitsune909 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
why Schrodinga? he aint a cat XDD did you get the idea from hellsing?hm? was it hellsing?? hm hmmmm???
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Nire-chan Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
... I dont know Hellsing that well... so idk what youre trying to hint at.. lol.
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ShadowKitsune909 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
Ooooo! you should. if your into epicness then thats what you should be paying attention to! Schrodinger is a nazi cat boy whos a loveable little asshole =u=
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Nire-chan Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nazi cat boy... XD;
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ShadowKitsune909 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
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Advertise~ advertise~ >:3
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Nire-chan Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
OH! HAHA! I've seen him before.... I thought he was a fan character.

XD;

I mean come on? A cute, little, Shota Kitty? ...
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ShadowKitsune909 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
I kno isnt he? but a very lovable cunt~<3
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Mizu-Hoseki Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
-is laughing at everything-
oh god i just love your stuff and the descriptions you write normally leave me laughing hard enough to start crying XD
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Kara-Deviless Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
I CAN NEVER SEE A BARAOACH THE SAME WAY AGAIN DDDDx ROFL

B-Barby?! Sounds like Barbie ;u;
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XD Lawl @ Rex's description.
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oblivionsschemer Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
OGM Girafarig is totally smexin it up on there.
Totally wanna see a pic of him from thr front :iconpervplz:
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kuro-tsukixx Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
LAWL!!!!!!!!!!
You srsly make me lol with you creativity...
I mean, swimming penis? Ahahahaha I never looked at a barbaroaches description before XD
:iconimhighplz:
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LeviathanTheLast Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my, I'm the bee's knees? 8D


I agree with you about water pokemon, they're very useless for the most part. I do like the fossils and the starters, though. And Gyarados, because against all reason it's also a flying type. (Where are your wings, sea snake?)
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rarkorn Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
Dude..... I just caught a shiny Snubbull yesterday... Its colors kind of startled me for a second.
NOT THAT THAT HAS ANYTHING TO TO WITH THIS. XD
BUTSRSLY, THOUGH. I want a Scizor REALLY badly, but I can't find anyone to trade with...
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ChibixGunner Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
... e3e
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ShinigamiWyatt Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
Why does Venonat look like such a needy slut? =w='''
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envylover66669 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009
my... aint the slowpoke just way too cute <3
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Trainer-Tad Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Oh man, Locke is so cute! As is Ein, of cooooourse...
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