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Slowpoke-Ein (Einstein)
He talks in a slooooowwww waaaayyyyy aaaannnddd dooooosennnnt aaaaafraaaiiiddd oooff annyytthinnngggg. Hes like an Ent. Only completely useless and not a grass Pokemon. Cuz clearly Ents are grass-types.

Shellder-Shelly (CREATIVITY~ )
Is a punk-ass. Also completely useless unless you need to surf... like the majority of those inbred hick water Pokemon.

Sandslash-Arkose (... its sand.)
Hes a super saiyan! Only not really. Hes actually just a bitter jerk cause he gets out-shined by that damn Zangoose and Sneasel. He invented cool claw things and those bastards have them AND a signature attack.
Dont worry Arkose... Your species can learn crush claw via breeding!

Slakoth-Lissliss (like Listless only w/o a t sound cuz t sounds are for chumps.)
Shes a lazy bitch who sleeps all the time, as a teenager she becomes wild and rebellious ...then she becomes an adult and becomes a lazy fuck again.

Shes American is what it is.

Mantine-Schrodinga(twisted road to how I got to name him after Schrodinger. Also r sounds are for chumps too!)
Schrodinga is Lockes and Wraps big brother only not for reelz. Hes actually just a family friend, but since Wraps is a stripper and a ttl bad influence, Locke is stuck with this asshole.

Remoraid-Locke (Hes a gun... Lock-on... Locke is a cool name)
Locke is Wraps little brother. Since Wraps aint around he tags along with Schrodinga. Its not creepy at all... no. Locke is Awwright.

Snubble-Penelope (lol Penelope is a snobby name. Menelope is where its at though.)
My Snubble is actually a dude, but when I think of Snubble I think 'Snobby bitch' and thus made it a woman. Get back to the kitchen Penelope... and get your servants to make me a sandwich.
Also... if Gokudera was a Pokemon... hed be a Snubble.

Girafarig-Tone (Like two tone... without the two... cB )
Giraffes are boring unless theyre made out of legos. :C

Scizor-Rudy (Its a red name.)
Rudy is one of Endys servants. Hes one that not an incompetent fool like that Volbeat. He faithfully follows the commands of his young master and beats the shit out of the other servants if they fuck up and cause trouble for Endymion.
When he was a teenager he baby-sat Endy. Hes sad that Endy turned out so bitter and angry.
Rudy has got a lot of scars and is missing an eye... cuz whats cooler then a kick-ass butler with an eye patch? NOTHING sept a kick ass butler with an eye patch that can hover around.

Bugs are cool.

Whiscash-Rissa (I know how to Wikipedia)
Rissa is the prince of NOTHING but he thinks hes the bees-knees and happily prances around thinking hes royalty.

What did I tell you about dumb-shit Water types?

Huntail-Maury(MAURY MAURY MORAY ... hes an eel.)
A decent water Pokemon. Not dumb like the majority. Hes quiet and reserved his sister is a loud obnoxious Gorebyss.
Damn water Pokemon.

Venonat-Rex(Hes a dinosaur... clearly hes not. It has to do with purple dye... I told you I can Wikipedia)
He doesnt like WOCKS unless they GLOW. Hes a raver with a ditzy personality. Hes ttly a Floozy.

Barboach-Barby (theres no reason.)
No one gives a damn about a swimming penis.
NO ONE.
"Barboach's body is covered with a slimy film. If a foe grabs it(LOL), this Pokémon just slips out of the enemy's grip. This Pokémon grows weak if the slimy coating dries up(Flaccid lol)."
"Its slimy body is hard to grasp(lol). In one region(LOL), it is said to have been born from hardened(lol) mud.(its not mud) "
We getcha Pokemon.... its a penis.
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Damn water Pokemon.

Descriptions... I did not try on these ones. Rudy was all I could think about.