PKMN ICE

Ice-Another word for Diamonds... expect when its actually Ice.
D:
I bet that was the equivalent of finding out your girlfriend has a penis.
OH NOES.

Damn Ice lying Pokemon.

Sableye: Are you telling me... you are not... a..
Regice: Yeah... I'm not a woman...
Sableye: DIAMOND?! OH THE DECEPTION! The betrayal man! You deceived me!

lol.