Heres my thoughts on Nidorina and Shiny Nidoran♂...
Shiny Nidoran♂ ARE DRAG QUEENS! They are colors that are more like their female counterparts... like Drag queens dress like their opposite. OH YEAH! Think about that. Props to whoever guesses why MY Nidoran♂(Nidorino,Nidoking) is named Mercury.(YES! Freddy Mercury from Queen)
AND Nidoran♀ can breed until they evolve into Nidorina. Like a teenager that found out she was gay. So IMO Nidorina and Nidoqueen ARE LESBIANS.
Trannys and Lesbos is MY Pokemon... its more likely then you think!
ANYWAYS!
So Amazon met her gf Star when she was still a Nidorina. Star is a quiet, rich girl everyone ASSUMES is a snob cuz she dont talk to them. Shes just really shy and get the nerve to go up to people, she thinks that nobody likes her for some reason so shes intimidated.
She bumped into Amazon and they started a conversation and thus became bffs then gfs.

Star never evolved due to her not fighting and still being at lvl1.
Her brother Endymion is how people thought she was. A ttl snob. He thinks hes BETTER THEN EVERYTHING THATS EVER EXISTED... sept his sister, who he treats as an equal. He had some friends that he treated well, but they used him for money... so when he realized this he became a lot colder... sept towards his sister.

He dont like Amazon, dont think shes good enough for his sister. Even goes and tries to set his sister up with people he can control with money.... but no dice cuz Star LOEV Amazon. He also hates that Star cooks for her and is appalled that she cleans and does chores... again cuz hes a rich snob who has servants and dont think his sister should have to do such work.

He tried to set his sister up with Coco, who is a thief and LOVES money. Coco and Star became bffs but nothing else. Coco is also straight so it wouldnt have worked out anyways.

Coco was also kind of a whore when she was younger, slept with a lot of dudes cuz she wanted a son without attachments. She got Ditto to do the deed(but he had to turn into Entei or she would find someone else)

Now she has Prince, who she treats as such. She taught him to be an epic thief and even if he gets caught hes too cute to get mad at. He works for Genkins(Sableye) and steals him a bunch of jewelry so Genkins can eat the gems. Genkins loves gems he thinks theyre NOM.

BUT ANYWAYS. Prince finds Volcan and thinks that he is really his daddy,when his mommy tell him that hes the son of a king and legend, who is he to doubt it?

Legends cant have bebehs though... so Volcan and Bolt are like... OMFG WUT?

Surely Volcan is gonna get in trouble with his mommeh(Ho-oh(Ho-oh is actually a dude but... they call him mother much to his disdain. Even tries to teach them by throwing shit at them when they call him mommy... to no avail.))

Like how I connected all that... yeah. Im cool.
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I would also like to say that I think Purugly is actually pretty cute. SO eff people thinking he should be ugly. Beauty... eye of the beholder... all that jazz.

Also, "wheres Suicune" FUCK HIM... stupid Suicune... ugly bastard...

AND! I fuckin hate the color blue. SO. MUCH. BLUE?! WHY YOU DO DIS ME?!

long comment is LONG.