TRIO TRIO TRIO!
8D The legendary trios!
from the bottom up(cuz thats how I role):
The legendary birds:
Articuno: Mizu- The oldest. Hes a bit goofy but tries to be serious and proper ... usually he fails. He is a bit obsessed with a human that saved him once and didnt try to capture him. (OMGITSNOLAND!)

Moltres: Sid- The youngest and most mature of the boids. Hes strict and has a short(fiery?) temper.

Zapdos: Amp- The middle child... bird. Hes ttly not a drunk and would like his brothers to stop using double team all the damn time. Its hard to focus with so many Sids and Mizus.

The legendary CATS:
Swee-coon(THE CHEETAH! DANGEROUSLY CHEESEH!): Lotus... hes a total douche. Thats all you need to know really. He defies logic cuz his tails flow one way with the breeze but hair goes the other way... WTF. Stupid Suicune.
I was totally gonna name him Aquitard..."an aquitard, which is an impermeable layer along an aquifer"

Entei(THE LION, JESUS CHRIST!): Volcan- Hes a dork. He likes to sleep around and thought he was Princes(Meowths) daddy. He gets in trouble with their mom(Ho-oh... who is a man) a lot.

Raikou(THE EFFIN TIGER GRREAT!): Bolt- Is free spirited and likes to party. Sometimes he tags along to see Volcan screw himself over... cuz its amusing. Hes scared of strong women.

The legendary golems:
Regice: Isaz- Is the second oldest and a ttl douche... only cuz I hate Ice types. His arm spike things and boots are made of ice and he can let the melt if he doesnt want to wear them anymore.

Regirock: Petro- The oldest. Hes Quiet and ... loom-y. Hes sorta creepy but deep down hes really sweet. He tries his best to protect his brothers and keep them out of trouble, but goes along with their "kill dad" schemes.... that never work.

Registeel: Alloy- The youngest. Hes the one that comes up with most of the "Kill dad" schemes that never work. His daddy likes to pick him up cause hes short and cute. It pisses him off.

The weather trio:
Kyogre:Corda- FFF does he not look like a huge bastard? A huge effeminate bastard. But then... his brothers are huge bastards too...
(damnorcadolphinbastardsstupideffinwatert ypesbeingeffin.. EFF)
Groudon: Telluric- Is probably the biggest bastard, hes cocky and ... strong and when he beats someone... he gets even MORE obnoxiously cocky.
Rayquaza: Oz- Since hes the master of their trio, he can boss the other two around. Sometimes they team up and kick his ass. Its his own fault really... They often tease him cuz hes shiny. Whats different must be weird thus needs to be mocked. Humans have race, sexuality, religion, ETC. Pokemon have ... shinys.

The lake guardians:
Azelf: Eden- Despite his cute looks, hes very controlling. He doesnt like when things dont go his way and will posses people to make sure they do what he wants. When things go smooth hes really sweet.

Mesprit: Aldrich- As a being of Emotion... hes very emotional.... and all of his emotions go to extremes. When hes mad, people could die, when hes really happy... people might get a new car for a present. If he gets sad they might have to tie him down so he doesnt hang himself. ETC.

Uxie: Darius- Is the smartest Pokemon in the WORLD. But hes timid and no one ever listens to him. He covers his eyes cuz he cant control his memory killing. He tries to get his brothers to be a little bit more calm... but he fails. Hes wiped their memory a few times to stop them from raging.

The dragon trio:
Palkia: Akoya- My Palkia used to be Spartan! Now he looks like a super hero... sort of a down grade. I also dislike dragon types. and hes WATER/DRAGON. Kind of a fail boat.
Hes purple tho I'll give him that.
Hes a level headed guy and likes to help people. Adamas foils all his plans just to be a bastard.

Giratina: Demetri- FFFFFFFFFF Hes the grand daddy of ALL bastards, douches, and what ever else word you can insult him with. ... Hes stuck up and hateful. Wastes people items LIKE DOUCHE. Makes people lose money... and makes people reset their games OVER AND OVER! TAKES MASSIVE DAMAGE, GETS PARALYZED, AND STRUGGLES BUT INSTEAD OF STAYING IN THE DAMN BALL HE GOES AND COMMITS SUICIDE! IM NOT THAT BAD OF A PERSON WTF DIDNT HE WANT TO BE WITH ME.
I got him in the end though... SUCKA.
Not that im still bitter... no...

Dialga: Adamas- He plans out his day... most of what it says on the list... is different ways to make Akoyas life miserable. Spends most of his time doing this and since he can control time any way he pleases... Poor poor Akoya. Hes a total hedonist. His greatest pleasure comes from torturing his rival.

What a bastard.

Dont cha dig how the descriptions got bigger and bigger as I went down the list? The birds were like... just a warm up so they got NOTHIN. ROCK.

The Legendary Duos might be next. The only ones I need designs for is the damn tower birds....