OP Nonsense

Some random couples... cuz... idk.
Calgara/Killer... its the hair and leg... chaps? Leave me alone! So what if its ttly impossible! YER FACE IS IMPOSSIBLE.
Law/Gin- LOGIN. MAN. Yes. TTLY not impossible... they look related and im not creepy for liking it.
Aokiji/Bepo. Aokiji is Ice and Bepo is a Polar bear... it was meant to be.
Ace/Aokiji. Obligatory fire/ice pairing only with %100 more Narcolepsy!
Doflamingo/Tsuru... I have a weird soft spot for this couple. Its really cute. Tsuru is like, the ONLY person that gets paired with Doflamingo... and doesnt get raped, just loved... tenderly. Sure she only like.. said ONE thing to him, BUT THATS ENOUGH FOR ME.
Ace/Law... Hearts and Spades... nice tattoos, nice jewelry, nice hats, nice smileys... ttly hot.
Jozu/Nami... Diamonds are a greedy bitches best friend and Nami is the greediest of them all "IF YER ARM IS CHOPPED OFF CAN I HAVE IT?! ITS PROBABLY WORTH A FORTUNE!" "Its not DIAMOND now its ICE... jerk"~ :'D -pats the Nami- I aint sayin shes a gold digger...
Vista/Marco... My 2 favorite WB commanders! ;w;... LMAO probably the only pairing that would be anywhere NEAR likely...
Mihawk/Daz... Poor poor Daz.
Pappug/Zoro.. Pappug would be all: "HEY! HEY YOU MARIMO!"
And Zoro would be all: "What.."
"Have you ever modeled? -gives card-"-sleazy looking pervert face-
"Well I do need to pay off Namis debt..."
"YESSSSSS!" -Starfish nosebleed-
There was many inappropriate clothes he had to model and everyone was happy. Sept Zoro, but no one cared. THE END.
A fanfiction by Ewim. :'D!
Jyabura/Paulie... I explained this already. Theres also a rooster involved. -insert Cock joke here- -pretends that wasnt a cock joke-
Ace/Mr.3... :'D... Would you light my Candle... YES. SHUT UP. X'D.
Vista/Kizeruhige(the most AVERAGE looking man in One Piece)... Because the man looks like a clean cut marine version of Vista. They look related and, again, just cuz I pair them up doesnt mean im creepy for liking it.
Crocodile/Paulie. They smoke cigars and have like.. the same hair style.. Clearly enough reason to pair a couple dudes.

Me, My wife and Yonka-two are space fillers.

I ttly love Vista, a lot. More then I love you.
Hes like a mixture of Fabio, this guy> [link] (old timey villain), A Power Ranger, and Tuxedo Mask. And thats awesome.

I'll probably color this later.. maybe.