If you can figure out whats goin on in these panels... good on ya.
1: Squalo would SO have a dream of a not smiling Yamamoto giving him the rain ring. xD That asshole.
2: Kakipi SO has DSLs man.
3: It is SOOOO hard to find good Ryohei fanart online. 8U But the ones I saved are really cute... but randomly hes paired with Xanxus? xD
4: R80 FTW.
5: BRAAAAINNNNSSSS I MEAN PEEENNIISSS~
6: I couldnt think of anything else... xD;
7: 10yl!Dino/Lanchia ftw.... WUT?
Meme:1 / Lanchia: 0
8: I really do hate Twinkies... so gross...
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1: Lanchia would probably kill himself if he was stranded on an island with Lussuria. XD
Meme: 2 / Lanchia: 0
2: Reborn is a greedy little babeh.
Meme: 3 / Lanchia: 0
3: ... Im sure Yamamoto will realize whats happening before Squalo can do much...
MAYBE?
4: Dont think Colonnello would want Lussuria OR Kakipi to be his roommate... xD;
5: Meme: 4 / Lanchia: 0
6: Clearly hes just teasing.
7: ... its ttly possible that Squalo would kill everyone if they messed up his order.
Squalo: VOOOOOIIIII! "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" MY ASS!

Meme: 5 / Lanchia: 0
8: Hes attacking him with fabulous love!
9: Coraline(Coraline)~ shes the reason for the word 'BITCH' (bitch).
10: Yamamoto, Lussuria, and Colonnello in the kitchen... dunno who thought THAT would be a good idea...
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Once upon a time there was a BEAUTIFUL Princess name Rebornella! She was captured by the evil, jealous Kakipi because she was SOOOO Pretty-full. As fate would have it, she had 2 handsome Princes and a fabulous queen coming to her aid.

"GO LANCHIA!" Cried the witch "Hit him with your tail whip!". She had the Princess Rebornella-chu trapped in a shock proof glass case.

Suddenly Squalo. a short-tempered prisoner, who just escaped his prison, came out of nowhere accusing one of the Princes, Ryohei, That he was a TRAITOR! Queen Lussuria cried and called Squalo a liar! Princess Rebornella also called his bluff.

Squalo was prepared to be ignored but showed proof of Prince Ryoheis treachery! Prince Colonnello lay DEAD with a knife in his chest, but as Prince Colonnello was hated by his two rivals, Queen Lussuria and Princess Rebornella, there was little sadness, except the anguish of the accused.

Prince Ryohei wept. "Good night sweet Prince," he said with tears in his eyes, "I love you." And with that he gave his one true love a final kiss. (this didnt happen in the meme did it?)

With Prince Colonnello's sudden demise, the prisoner Squalo and Queen Lussuria headed up a dangerous path, in the middle of a gusty storm to seek help from the 'Great Wise Yama'.

"ITS RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH! ITS RAINING MEN~ AMEN!" Sang Queen Lussuria, whose mood could not, WOULD NOT be dampened by the unfortunate circumstances.

As she sang verse and verse of the classic song, the Prisoner Squalo wanted nothing more to ring the great queens neck, but 'Alas' he thought, 'This fag might come in handy... as a meat shield... or something.'

Hours went by slowly as the mismatched duo made their way up the mountain to see their would-be savior. They climbed the final steps, through great iron gate, into a tall castle. They peeked inside and saw the shadowy figure of a man in a big wizard hat.

"It seems I have some visitors" the man said, "Welcome, welcome, Please come in!" As the man turned around, Squalo and Queen Lussuria looked on in disbelief.

The "Great Wise Yama" was just a boy! The Queen was delighted by this fact, swooning about this boys cuteness. Squalo on the other hand RAGED.

" NO FUCKIN WAY!" he shouted, "THERE IS NO WAY! THE "GREAT YAMA" IS THIS IDIOT!?" He continued his rant, telling of the hardships he faced to get to the boys stead.

With each swear and curse from the silver mans mouth, The Great Wise Yama felt his heart shatter. He was so happy to get visitors but, it seems, the visitors werent happy to see him.

The Queen wrapped him in a tight embrace. "Dont worry about him! Hes like this to everyone!" he lied through his teeth, not really knowing anything about the ranting man. His lie worked as the boy looked up with a bright smile.

After serving them sushi and milk, it was time for the travelers to leave Yama. Though he was sad to see them go, he was happy to have made new friends.

"It is dangerous to go it alone, Take this!" He said shoving his most precious possession, A simple, dirty baseball, towards the men. He smiled as the Queen gently took it out of his hands.

The Queen wanted nothing more then to bring the boy with them, but he took Squalos growl as a "Its too dangerous for such a frail boy." and they made there way back, without him.

As they reached the witches castle and sudden feeling swooped past them and the Great Yamas baseball was stolen out of their clutches.

One of her many toys, Lanchia, was the thief! He cackled in delight to know that the weapon that could destroy his master was so easily swiped.

"WTF! This is just a baseball" he said as he realized the "great weapon" was but a simple baseball.

"That cute little special boy gave it to us!" Exclaimed the Queen.

"You took this ball from a retarded kid? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" and with that the thief ran to his master with his prize.

As they entered the castle of the Witch Kakipi, they saw the fair Princess Rebornella, tied from the ceiling in plain sight.

"Its a trap" she warned but the Queen, thinking it was just a clever observation on her part, went to untie Her princess.

A sound of cracking bone was heard next. The Queen fell with a thump. The "traitorous" Prince Ryohei swiftly punched her down. The Princess Rebornella set the Queen up, It was just a prank. She fully enjoyed the company of the young Prince.

Everyone seemed to notice the temperature slowly declining. They turned to see the Prisoner Squalo, shaking in anger, his rage building quickly, as his body seemingly turned from that of a man to a MONSTER.

He grabbed Prince Ryohei by his collar. What looked like fire coming from his monstrous mouth, the young Princes fainted. You could faintly here the spirits of the Queen and Prince Colonnello asking him to stop.

Princess Rebornella effortlessly untied herself from her bonds.

The monster of a man made his way to the apathetic witch, with all his rage he let out a deadly cry. "VOOOOOIIIIIII~!!"

Kakipi, unfazed by the mans deathly cry, simply turned her head to her subordinate, who brought her the "Great Weapon".

"This is but a ball. A simple childs toy." she said to the man.
"Im sorry my master, but this is what they had, they stole it from some retarded kid." "WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM?" "Thats what I said..."

Soon, the witch dismissed her pet, It seemed that her power was nothing, she was being ruled by another. Lanchia left in a huff.

"VOOOOOIIIII! STOP IGNORING ME YOU BITCH!" The monstrous Squalo grabbed the hat from Rebornellas head. It slowly turned into a great green baseball. 'This must be the true weapon' The witch thought in terror as the ex-prisoner threw it at her.

"OW!" She said, seemingly unhurt. She was confused why it did nothing.

The "ball" bounced back to its owner, transforming into a small lizard, one named "Leon".

"You did your best Leon! Its not your fault that Squalo throws like a girl!" The Princess stated matter-of-factly. "If Yamamoto was here, we would be home by now eating all the top rated sushi we can eat! YAMAMOTO IS WAAAAAAAY COOLER THEN THIS VOI-ING DUNCE!"

Squalos could feel his temper rise with every insult the Princess threw at him, but suddenly the witch struck back, tossing a yo-yo his way.

The Princess leapt in front of her savior, taking the fatal hit.

She lay on her death bed coughing and mumbling. Leon transformed back to mourn his masters passing. She spoke her final words to the prisoner: "Tell Tsuna... he is NO-GOOD, and Yamamoto... tell him... he is..." She paused for a second to cough. "Tell him he is... way cooler than you." Then she past, her stunning eyes still open. As beautiful dead as she was alive.

Squalo gave up, he couldnt take the deaths anymore. As the Witch descended onto him, ready to strike him with one last blow...

... But she was thwarted, a large iron ball, adorned with carvings of fierce serpents barreled into her lithe frame. Killing her instantly. Squalo was saved by the betrayed Lanchia.

-many years later-

Lancia and Squalo started a business of making and selling top-class Tennis Rackets. Lanchia married a man named Basil and had three children, all talking in a sophisticated Shakespearean way.
And Squalo found the love of money, but soon after fell into a coma from a expertly hit Tennis Ball, IRONY.

THE END.


.... -so bored-.